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this is my alternative to venting anger, because my friend cannot be there...

So if you have not been reading my blog... there is an obnoxious person living in this house and I am utterly mad and angry at his obnoxiousness.

Firstly, I am fed up with this obnoxious person whom I shall name Asshole. I was searching for my batteries to replace in my mp3 player... I was rummaging my room to find nothing...I am definite that asshole took my batteries which are still fresh and not taken out of the packaging... why am i so sure? Asshole was trying to copy my actions to rearrange the furnitures in his room. He bough so much rubbish and crap and felt that he is actually beautifying his room when it's actually looking like pile of shit. Of course, asshole also been having problems with everything that's going right in his room. So he smash things until it goes wrong and then complains and then takes things from my room which have nothing wrong and then never tells me. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Secondly, I wanted to have dinner, but apparently Asshole's relatives are having dinner and I am fed up with them as well because they are FUCKING ANNOYING. They talk all friendly and idiotic. They don't unlock toilet door after using and when I forgot to unlock the door, they knock on my door non stop and ask me to open it for them like I am their housemaid. FUCK OFF! Aside from that, I am going to cuss on Asshole some more. So here is the deal, I purposely waited until assholes' relatives to finish eating before having my dinner which is like fucking cheap Steamboat. Don't get be fooled with the big title, the only ingredients in it are mushrooms, chicken bones and leaves. And it wasn't even finger licking good. It was some what drinking water with salt. So I found out they finished eating, and then i come out to eat and foung asshole and girlfriend eating crap. not it, but it looks like it. And I hate it when I do things and they are there. They are the worst couple that God can ever make, wait asshole is the worst human being that God created. So I came out, and the relatives are being annoying asshole and talk idiot, and asshole joined in and talks crap with crap in his fucking mouth. It annoys me. I am already at my boiling point but my boiling point is indefinite. So I just sat there and watched the steamboat boils. Then Asshole and girlfriend talk all crap and disgusting and drove me away. Then he shouted at me because I left the steamboat and said it was boiling and I am wasting gas. I came and opened the steam boat for him to see and it was not even bubbling... FUCK YOU! then he talks all crap about money and wasting gas and I was like... Hey I paid a tonne of money to stay at this place, and probably pays about half of the utilities per month. What are you talking bullshit about wasting money when it's my money you are sucking away with all the crap that you buys and uglify the house. So I just sat there waiting for the steamboat to boil. I just couldn't stand to breath the same as asshole, I just bite into the half raw food cheap food. And then he talked all bullshit again... I seriously, could not stand his fucking presesence. It's worse than a demon.

While I eat the cheap dinner. He is apparently still eating crap. And guess what? right behind asshole is a white board that he wrote...

NOW: 109 KG
1 month :95KG

1)swim more
2)eat less
3)sweat more

Guess what, he apparently erased his weights because he has shame not to publicly announce to his relatives that he is FUCKING FAT. Asshole doesn't have to write it when it is shown from his fucking round physique. And his strategies are not working out. Firstly... Asshole swims only for 5 minutes once a fortnightly and he expects to be 95kg.... And his other exercises includes jumping around the house while playing Wii, having sex and eating. And with that, brings us to his second failed strategy. Indeed he eats less... rice. He eats rice like a girl... just a palm size. And a hell lot of fatty stuff. Meat of all kinds, oil, butter, oil and more oil. I cannot even believe he thinks that will work the same way. Aside from that, he eats tonnes of junk food of all variety... chocolates, sugar, sweet things, oil, sugar, chocolates, salt, salt, salt. Just waiting one day when he finally sees what he puts in his mouth does to his health and then it's too late to cure... And comes third... Sweat more... Indeed, he is sweating... like an animal. and he covers them with a litre of fragrance. Yea mixing sweat with perfume really makes you appealing... 95 KG and look like a man? more so in a million years.

SO IN CONCLUSION. ASSHOLES SHOULD DIE IN 2012. along with everything that should die in 2012. FUCK YOU!